Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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