I bet he comes in French.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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