so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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