You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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