i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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