Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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