He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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