I'm really into asian looking animals
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize