If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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