She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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