my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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