I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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