there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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