And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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