Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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