He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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