is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
