You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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