if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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