Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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