do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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