would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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