I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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