Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I am available for nakedness
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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