problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
...so i touched it.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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