Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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