What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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