Buhtt sex?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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