i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
time to smoke my breakfast
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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