My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
