So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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