Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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