Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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