Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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