I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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