they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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