Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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