found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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