At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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