i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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