I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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