my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I have post one night stand depression
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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