Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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