i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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