I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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