Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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