i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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