Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i think my mom watched the whole time
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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