awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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