so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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