Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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