I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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