Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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