check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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