I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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