Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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